Sunday, April 25, 2010

DOCC : Ten Commandments!

As the DOCC comes to its fag end..I thought of listing down a few fundamental learnings for posterity!.here they go !
  • Thy shall plan NOT TO PLAN!(dedicated to 11 people including 2 Banjaras whowere being tossed all around HP & UTTARANCHAL
  • Thy shall be prepared for anything .like having the loo in the lush green jungle without a bolt and encountering maggie bhoot( This is for KHUNDIA which would find a place in Lonely planet some day)
  • Thy shall keep a soft jacket for CYA! (dedicated to certain Gulab Jamun hogging freak)
  • Thy shall not send SMSs when you have paise/second call ( dedicated to an individual who is really YAKKY)
  • Thy shall carry an additional baggage of clothes, you know never where the other one disappears!( dedicated to the ultra terrestrial)
  • Thy shall learn our mother tongue you never know when you have to give a presentation in Hindi) ..dedicated to duo who do not forget the good morning gentlemen before every presentation
  • Thy shall be ready to explore new places (Dedicated who trio who escaped from a conference and discovered the state museum( closed), awesome cafe( being renovated) and showed people snow for the first time in their lives
  • Thy shall HOG with frequent dosage of Pelu Pakodas, Momos, Ganne ka Jucice, Munch( 30% extra) etc etc
  • Thy shall always have their woolens ready ( you never know when barren mountains miraculously turn into glaciers)
  • And most important off all ( from work point of view)Thy shall do only and only